How many of you remember that catchy song by Pluto called “Don’t Stab a Nun”? I’ve always thought it was an odd thing to sing about, but nevertheless I warbled along to it every time I heard it on the radio.
And then someone heard me singing along and they started laughing at me.
I didn’t think my singing was that bad; I mean I’m no X-Factor finalist, but I can certainly hold a tune.
In between guffaws, they tried to infer that the lyrics are actually “Dance Stamina”. Pfft. I challenge you to listen to it and not hear “Don’t stab a nun” from here on in.
Right, I’m off to sing along to that famous AC/DC song, “It’s a long way to the shops if you wanna sausage roll.”*
You know I love your comments, so feel free to leave one below fessing up to your best misheard lyric.
*Yes, yes, the AC/DC one isn’t one of my ones, but ever since I heard that version, I haven’t been able to sing it any other way.