My kids say the funniest stuff and today I’m going to share some of it with you because I’ve been so busy doing other stuff that I haven’t had time to do a proper post. There’s one on the go in my head, but it hasn’t quite managed to worm it’s way down to my fingers and on to the laptop yet. This is probably funnier anyway.
At the beach my son announced loudly that he was bumholing!
Yep bumholing. It’s where you bounce your bum on the top of each wave that rolls through. I would have thought something like “wave bouncing” would have been a better name for it, but I’m old so naturally I don’t understand what’s hip and cool when naming things.
On the difference between boys and girls …
Master 3: “I’ve got a doodle, eh mummy?”
Me: “Yes you have.”
Master 3: “And you’ve got a giant.”
Well yes, after pushing his great big head out, it probably is.
After announcing I was pregnant, my step-daughter announced that she wanted me to have a boy. I tried explaining that we couldn’t choose what we had.
“Yes,” she exclaimed, “Just write boy on a piece of paper and eat it.”
Master 3: “I’m hungry Mummy”
Me: “I’ll make you a sandwich then.”
Master 3: “But that won’t fill me up. I need a chocolate button to fill me up.”
For weeks and weeks when step-daughter was 4, we were inundated with requests for the pie song. We racked our brains trying to figure out what song she was on about, and then it came on the radio…. Bohemian Rhapsody. Yep I can see you’re getting the connection too! It all became clear when she was singing along …. “I’m just a pie boy, nobody loves me. He’s just a pie boy from a pie family”.
Yes there’s more but I’m saving them for another time as a filler for when I’m uninspired or too busy to write a proper post. If you all add your funny stories in the comments below then it will be like this great big giant (as in big, and not as in my vajajay) post of funny stuff kids say.