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Jul 26

Ermahgerd, jurst ermahgerd

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, you’re probably aware of the Ermahgerd girl.

I find all the memes hilarious, but can’t help wondering how she feels about her photo being plastered all over the internet.  Like her, I was pretty dorky looking when I was younger, but grew up to be so freaking gorgeous that I got a lady boner every time I looked at myself in the mirror. *

*Disclaimer – that may or may not have been a lie.

Since I’ve laughed hysterically at all the Ermagherd memes, I felt it was only fair to dig out some photos of me in my younger days and ermahgerdify them.

Who will join me?

ermagherd hermpsuit

Ermahgerd mercerserns. Yer merst herv bern perperler

Those moccasins were truly awful. Black with a nasty tan coloured wedge heel. Everyone else was wearing school regulation black t-bar shoes, and then there was me…

Ermahgerd a berterferl prerncers

According to the caption on the back of the photo, this was my costume for my school history production where I did a poem that I composed myself. Bet that was a special kind of awesome!

Ermahgerd Erm too serxy fer yer lerve

 

Join the Ermahgerdify Yerserlf Movement on Facebook and turn those embarrassing photos of yourself into something cool.

Finally, being dorky  when you were younger is paying off!

23 comments

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  1. hollow tree ventures

    I wish you could see how hard I’m laughing right now. This is too awesome.

    MERCERSERNS!!!! I love you so much.

    I’m terterly doing this.
    Good news: I found my old pictures!
    Bad news: My old pictures are in a box at the bottom of a stack of boxes that touches the ceiling in the basement.

    I WILL dig them out today – but there’s no way I can compete with your captions!!! :)

    1. Wub Boo Mummy

      Ah lerve yer erlso. Cern’t wert fer yers.

  2. Laura @ Stroller Parking Only

    I actually think you look fabulous in these pics. Especially the last one!
    ps. Great use of the word “Ermahgerdify”! Hilarious.

    1. Wub Boo Mummy

      Aww bless your cotton socks. You just earned yourself a “You’re Awesome Award”.

  3. Sanstrousers

    God bless your bones for doing this. People will write songs about you some day! I am jumping on this here bandwagon immediately!

    1. Wub Boo Mummy

      Yay. Lerve yer giernt glersers.

  4. Kim at Let Me Start By Saying

    That red coat is sooooo sexy. I really hope you kept it.

    1. Wub Boo Mummy

      Sadly, no. It was my school uniform at primary school. When I moved up to high school we had lovely brown ones!

  5. karen somethingorother

    Oh no. I love this meme too much. Just too much. I can’t even take it, it’s so funny. I love the pictures, and the captions…
    NO. I have to go to bed now before I have a stroke.

    1. Wub Boo Mummy

      Ermahgerd I’m all concerned now that I might have made you sick. Take slow, deep breaths and think of your happy place.

  6. OldDogNewTits

    Fine, fine. Maybe I’ll finally have to dig some pictures up after I get back from the conference. I mean, you know, if I actually have any. I never really went through an awkward stage. (cough)

    (Guitar Camp) (Spelling Bee Champ) (Traveling Baton Competition) (Talent Show singing the theme to Laverne & Shirley) (Dr. Scholl’s with really short terry cloth shorts)

    It’s gonna be a REAL challenge.

    Funny stuff, WM.

    1. Wub Boo Mummy

      Awesome, can’t wait. Is there any video of you singing the theme to Laverne & Shirley, cos I reckon that would be a special kind of awesome?

      1. OldDogNewTits

        Not sure about video but I could probably find a photo somewhere. I was Shirley so my friend had the “L” on her shirt. :)

  7. Sue - The Spin Cycle

    My fave? The berterferl prerncers.

    *rifles frantically through archived photos*

    I must do this.

    1. Wub Boo Mummy

      Yes, yes you must :-)

  8. Just Keepin' It Real Folks

    Your glasses totally rock!!!! Each lens could have doubled as a frisbee. Very cool indeed!!! Stopping by from Kelly’s Break Room.

    1. Wub Boo Mummy

      Aww man I wish I’d thought of using them as frisbees

  9. sparkling74

    I love that terrycloth sunsuit. I loved them when we were 10. I don’t love them when I see them on women today. They’ve made a comeback. And they are an atrocity on an adult!!!

  10. Meredith

    Wait…princess cone hats aren’t cool??

    1. Wub Boo Mummy

      I know. I was as surprised as you.

  11. Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

    ERMAHGERD, you verbified ermahgerd! I must now work “ermahgerdify” into a sentence. You are the master. Plus you have the princess hat to prove it. Ellen

    1. Wub Boo Mummy

      I kner. Erm da mahster erf verberfercertern.

  12. Kristi

    Hilarious!!!!!!

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