When The Bearded Iris and The Suniverse announced they were going to be holding a Craft Whores contest, I knew it was time to get my creative juices flowing again. Since my mind is terribly inappropriate at the best of times, the hardest part for me was deciding which one of my naughty ideas should be brought to life. That decision was made the moment I eased myself into my Brother-in-law’s car and spotted the terribly deformed gear stick. Every gear change caused me to wince as the rough edges pressed into my hand, and I started thinking of ways to make it more comfortable.
If you are easily offended then you might wish to leave this page now.
After a long search for the leather scraps left over from my days of making shoes for my little madam and her incredibly large feet, I began assembling my masterpiece. Then I had to decide which body part I would use for decoration – boobs or vulva. I figured I should probably make his favourite, but I wanted it to be a surprise so I had to be subtle about how I asked him. As he was heading out the door I casually asked, “Which is your favourite naughty part on a woman?” He didn’t even ask why I wanted to know, which just goes to show how desensitised he is to the random stuff that comes out of my mouth.
Introducing the gear knob makeover…
To say my Brother-in-law was delighted is an understatement.
Detailed tutorial on how to make a vulva knob-stick cover
Meh, here’s a picture. I’m sure you can figure it out.
Please note this is not a replica of my own vagina, because that would be so wrong. Let’s just say my browsing history looks rather interesting.