Filed under Silly stuff

That awkward moment when

Today I was dancing in the kitchen and singing along to the radio while making lunch (and remembering who wanted what in their sandwich, and on which side of the toasted sandwich maker said sandwich was cooking because you don’t want to accidentally get the Spam sandwich that your child requested). I effortlessly multi-tasked while … Continue reading

Toddler Birthday Game

After seeing all those birthday games circulating on social media, I decided a toddler version was required. All I can say is thank goodness my son didn’t arrive on his due date of 31 May!  

Hula Hoopla

I have a lot of bright ideas that don’t seem so bright afterwards. Now most people can blame a lot of their bright ideas on alcohol consumption, but since I don’t actually drink very often I’m going to blame mine on the lost brain cells caused by having children. My latest bright idea was to … Continue reading

I’m not quite right in the head

As I reached behind to unhook my bra I had the overwhelming feeling that someone was watching.  Snatching my robe from the bed I clutched it to my chest while looking around wildly.  The curtains were drawn and there were no gaps, but nevertheless I moved to the edge and cautiously peered outside.  All was … Continue reading

Fart Games

Back in the mists of time, when the love between Mr Wub Boo and I was blossoming, a dreadful thing happened. We were still at that loved-up stage in our relationship where bodily functions only happened to other people, so you can imagine my surprise when I was rudely awoken by the duvet being placed … Continue reading

Dance of the Sugar Plum Mum

I have a habit of having really stupid accidents. And embarrassing myself. I’m good at that. The other day I was dancing around the living room. My kids were eating their dinner and enjoying the spectacle of their Mummy dancing, totally uninhibited as the music touched my soul and took over my limbs. Gazelles would … Continue reading

A Marmighty Catastrophe

Not only do we have to contend with the Give Way Rules changing in just a few days, but all the news bulletins delivered the shocking news yesterday that we are about to run out of Marmite! Now for the uninitiated, Marmite is made from yeast extract as a by product of beer brewing. Whilst … Continue reading

Ode to my butt crack

In a time before kids came along My butt cheeks spilled nicely from my thong Rounded and firm, they were perfect to grasp And bending over caused men to gasp Then a bit of fun under the sheet Had spermies racing to an egg so sweet Her suitor she found, the rest got the flick … Continue reading