After seeing all those birthday games circulating on social media, I decided a toddler version was required. All I can say is thank goodness my son didn’t arrive on his due date of 31 May!
Category Archive: Silly stuff
Nov 30
Weird or inappropriate Christmas gifts
Weird or inappropriate Christmas gifts With Christmas just around the corner some of you may be struggling to find the perfect present for one of your loved ones. Lucky for you I’m here to help, or not. You know what would make a great Christmas present? A magical unicorn mask of course. But it would …
Aug 11
The idiot’s guide to repairing pyjamas
I’m quite a crafty person, and fairly handy with a sewing machine. So when my favourite pair of flannelette pyjama pants started coming apart, and then my other pair did the same a few days later, I figured I could save them. I’m sure it’s just coincidence and the age of these pants that caused …
Jul 23
Fart Games
Back in the mists of time, when the love between Mr Wub Boo and I was blossoming, a dreadful thing happened. We were still at that loved-up stage in our relationship where bodily functions only happened to other people. So you can imagine my surprise when I was rudely awoken by the duvet being placed …
Jun 07
Zombie Apocalypse and an intro to Un Zed
We all know the Zombie Apocalypse is on it’s way, but whether it’s started or not is a question no one can answer just yet. Bath salts come into the equation, but after doing some checking, it turns out we’ve just got your regular kind of bath salts for making you smell nice, and not …
May 15
Dance of the Sugar Plum Mum
I have a habit of having really stupid accidents. And embarressing myself. I’m good at that. The other day I was dancing around the living room. My kids were eating their dinner and enjoying the spectacle of their Mummy dancing, totally uninhibited as the music touched my soul and took over my limbs. Gazelles would …
Mar 20
A Marmighty Catastrophe
Not only do we have to contend with the Give Way Rules changing in just a few days, but all the news bulletins delivered the shocking news yesterday that we are about to run out of Marmite! Now for the uninitiated, Marmite is made from yeast extract as a by product of beer brewing. Whilst …
Mar 07
Ode to my butt crack
In a time before kids came along My butt cheeks spilled nicely from my thong Rounded and firm, they were perfect to grasp And bending over caused men to gasp Then a bit of fun under the sheet Had spermies racing to an egg so sweet Her suitor she found, the rest got the flick …
