Monthly Archive: September 2012

Sep 15

Totally inappropriate crafty makeover

craft whores

When The Bearded Iris and The Suniverse announced they were going to be holding a Craft Whores contest, I knew it was time to get my creative juices flowing again. Since my mind is terribly inappropriate at the best of times, the hardest part for me was deciding which one of my naughty ideas should …

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Sep 07

Mating Games

“Let the 2345 Mating Games begin,” announced the host of the show. Chlamydia stood in line, waiting her turn to choose a topic as a conversation starter with her potential mate. Nervously flicking her mane of blonde hair, she reached into the bucket and pulled out a ball with the word ‘history’ written on it. …

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